Job Title: Parent
Reports To: Family
and Society
Objective: Raise
productive, happy, healthy human beings
Principal Responsibilities:
- Advocating
- Arbitrating
- Bookkeeping
- Character developing
- Cheering
- Cooking
- Creating & enforcing rules
- Crying
- Curing boo boos
- Determining and distributing allowance & chores
- Driving
- Educating
- Embarrassing oneself
- Etiquette training
- Event planning
- Gushing and swooning over subordinates
- Housekeeping
- Ignoring eye rolling
- Investment banking
- Itinerary planning
- Last minute face cleaning
- Laughing
- Life coaching
- Loving unconditionally
- Mentoring
- Nursing physical, emotional and psychological wounds
- Personal development training
- Praying
- Researching
- Safety patrolling
- Smiling
- Spiritual advising
- Supporting team members
- Technology trouble shooting
- Travel arranging
- Wearing heart on sleeve
- Working with toxic substances
- Worrying
Qualifications:
Although no previous experience is required candidates should be
patient, thorough, flexible, loyal, courageous, quick learners with excellent
organizational and communication skills. One should be willing to put others
first and have an endless capacity to love. Desirable candidates must be
multi-lingual (speak toddler, tween and teen); possess ability to accept
constant criticism; willingness to torture subordinates is a plus; maintain a
stiff upper lip; and, distribute hugs and kisses as needed (even if not
wanted).
Secondary Requirements:
Current driver's license and clean driving record, experience
monitoring and tracking budgets; detail-oriented with multi-tasking ability;
comfortable working in a fast-paced, challenging environment and taking
initiative to seek out information needed to advance projects; strong
interpersonal, verbal and written communication skills; cooperative attitude
and demonstrated ability to function as part of a team. The final candidate
will be required to work evenings and weekends as well as to participate in
overnight travel.
Benefits:
Self-determined and created. There is no opportunity for
retirement however advancement occurs no matter your preparedness
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